spidergasm

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.

Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.

by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005

Spinegasm

The tingley feeling you get starting at the top of your spine and down into the rest of your body when you hear a certain song. See eargasm

what up broheim, I just listened to hexagram by the deftones and had a serious Spinegasm.

by crackernuts March 21, 2009

Spiderbatmanben

Spiderbatmanben means when a boy called Ben has a gene called spider batman and every 1 of 399581 bens get it and from what we know there is only one

Do you have spiderbatmanben
Yep it’s super rare and I’m a superhuman

by spiderbatmanben October 29, 2019

Spiderism

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.

by tricksick October 17, 2020

spiderfarmer

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).

Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.

by Al Kami May 21, 2006

spidergram

A close-up of an anus sent electronically; typically during erotic text conversations.

Damn bro, I heard she sent you a spidergram. Let me see that shit!

by Peter Sheehan March 10, 2022

spidertasking

like multitasking, but with a minimum of 6 tasks going on at any one time.

Man: "oh yeah I'm pretty busy, gets a bit much working on so many things at the same time."
Woman: "oh yeah, women are much better at multitasking than men"
Man: "uh, yeah look, I can multitask with the best of them, but spidertasking is a whole other world entirely."

by Hame.ish August 15, 2006