spidergoat

the genetic hybrid of a spider and a goat, basically the most horrifying thing you can imagine, seeing the actual thing would cause you to fall over and die from fear

the company google is breeding spidergoats to take over the world.. thats more fact than example

by Vanityexile November 9, 2009

Spiderbatmanben

Spiderbatmanben means when a boy called Ben has a gene called spider batman and every 1 of 399581 bens get it and from what we know there is only one

Do you have spiderbatmanben
Yep it’s super rare and I’m a superhuman

by spiderbatmanben October 29, 2019

spidergasm

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.

Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.

by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

spidergram

A close-up of an anus sent electronically; typically during erotic text conversations.

Damn bro, I heard she sent you a spidergram. Let me see that shit!

by Peter Sheehan March 10, 2022

sidegoat

It's not your main goat, but your favorite goat on the side.

Brandon was the classes favorite Sidegoat, for he was the one and only Sidegoat.

by Sidegoat March 6, 2017

Sidegoat

When your not the main goat, but you are everyone's favorite goat on the side.

Brandon was the schools favorite sidegoat, he was not the main goat but a close second.

by Sidegoat March 15, 2017