He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

spidercock by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

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Sidecracked

While being high on meth starting one job and never finishing that job cause u start another 10 jobs while doing the first one

Bro wat are u doing u were meant to be cleaning the house not fixing your bike!! U got sidetracked didn't you!

You got sidecracked again didn't you !! I been waiting for you for 3 hours now u said 10 mins!!

Sidecracked by pappawally December 11, 2021

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spidercrang

An extremely fat bitch named ang who has bad acne. kind of resembles spider pig(simpsons movie 2007). Has crust acne all over her face and her tits.

yo, ang is so fucking nasty, that spidercrang needs to lose weight and get rid of her crusty zits! die spidercrang die

spidercrang by Howard T July 3, 2008

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Spicecracker

An annoying person, somebody who might get on your nerves or make you angry.

Man, he’s a right spicecracker!

Spicecracker by cheeeesay May 10, 2018

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siderracked

the seggsual position where a princess lays on her side an proceeds to fuck the life out of her

(1455)I siderracked the soul out of thy witch last night!!

siderracked by phsycadelic1400s April 28, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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