spidercrack

A crack or break that is so intense that it looks like a spider web.

If you piss me off one more time, I'm going to spidercrack your neck!

by Redskater April 19, 2014

sidecracked

Very similar to sidetracked but only occurs when one is very high on some form of stimulants.

I been trying to get by yo place, just kept gettin sidecracked

by barbjus December 4, 2007

spidercock

A veiny penis or a veiny, hairy penis. Or one who hunts bar flies.

He was so old he got it up and had a spidercock.
Does it ever get old to go out and be a spidercock every night. Someday you'll settle down and not be such a spidercock.

by Stacker Gilder January 24, 2021

Sidecracked

While being high on meth starting one job and never finishing that job cause u start another 10 jobs while doing the first one

Bro wat are u doing u were meant to be cleaning the house not fixing your bike!! U got sidetracked didn't you!

You got sidecracked again didn't you !! I been waiting for you for 3 hours now u said 10 mins!!

by pappawally December 11, 2021

spidercrang

An extremely fat bitch named ang who has bad acne. kind of resembles spider pig(simpsons movie 2007). Has crust acne all over her face and her tits.

yo, ang is so fucking nasty, that spidercrang needs to lose weight and get rid of her crusty zits! die spidercrang die

by Howard T July 3, 2008

Spicecracker

An annoying person, somebody who might get on your nerves or make you angry.

Man, he’s a right spicecracker!

by cheeeesay May 10, 2018

siderracked

the seggsual position where a princess lays on her side an proceeds to fuck the life out of her

(1455)I siderracked the soul out of thy witch last night!!

by phsycadelic1400s April 28, 2021