SpiderFarm! 

This is maybe one of my best friends this guy this Guy here!lol
Matthew Wood or Woody whatever lol
you can find Woody in the Stockton Riverside College and you guessed it so do i Mr James "Mr X" Smith Ex Class mate and Fuckass Stephen Palgrave, Kurt lol, Squidget the small guy with a squint lol and Mr Nelson!
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Whatever lol

SpiderFarm! by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

Spidermare 

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.

That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares

Spidermare by carnim April 6, 2011

spidergasm 

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.

Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.

spidergasm by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005

spiderfarmer 

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).

Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.

spiderfarmer by Al Kami May 21, 2006

Spiderface 

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face”

“Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert

Spiderface by Creative Casey November 16, 2020

spidergram 

A close-up of an anus sent electronically; typically during erotic text conversations.

Damn bro, I heard she sent you a spidergram. Let me see that shit!

spidergram by Peter Sheehan March 10, 2022

Spiderface 

A hot girl with a fugly face. She's hot depsite-her face. Spiderface. Similar to Butterface.

Vince hooked up with Amy even though she's a spiderface!

Spiderface by t0pl355 June 16, 2010