spiderfarmer 

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).

Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.

spiderfarmer by Al Kami May 21, 2006

spider farmer 

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.

He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.

spider farmer by finnadat May 24, 2004

SniperFarmer 

A farmer that snipes his cows from on top of his barn. You ever see that movie shooter? Its kinda like that.

What do you do for a living? I'm a SniperFarmer

SniperFarmer by SniperFarmer October 22, 2016

spider farmer 

A person who wears unattractive clothes and is sort of asocial. They may be seen wandering the co-op grocery and tasting everything in the store. Spider farmers buy very small amounts.

Look at the creepy spider farmer over there next the cheese counter.

spider farmer by B.Myers August 24, 2005

SpiderFarm! 

This is maybe one of my best friends this guy this Guy here!lol
Matthew Wood or Woody whatever lol
you can find Woody in the Stockton Riverside College and you guessed it so do i Mr James "Mr X" Smith Ex Class mate and Fuckass Stephen Palgrave, Kurt lol, Squidget the small guy with a squint lol and Mr Nelson!
0(- L *)0 lol

Whatever lol

SpiderFarm! by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004