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Spheroid

An overweight person who is about as wide as they are tall, hence creating a somewhat spherical shape -Yet have supreme denial and arrogance when it comes to their own appearance and their ability to attract members of the opposite sex. They often walk with a strut and wear minimal clothes in public places (eg. stubbies and no t-shirt) and always 'punch above their weight' (excuse the pun) when looking to pick up.
"Put your shirt back on Spheroid!"
by Sargeant Pepper February 5, 2010
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prolate spheroid

The technical and or scientific term for the shape of a football.
"I don't even know what shape a football is, do you?"

"Yes, it's actually a prolate spheroid."

"Dude, get a life seriously."
by Jess!ca April 8, 2008
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sphenoidal

Oh, you're just being sphenoidal
by Jilly June 1, 2004
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spheroidivitus

Spheroidivitus covers a range of facial injuries including a split lip or broken nose caused directly or indirectly while playing basketball.

Symptoms include hideous swelling, purple mottled discoloration, nasty headaches and a new found respect for how hard a person's head or elbow can be when it connects with your lip, nose, cheek or other favorite facial feature.

Treatments include RICE -- rest, ice, compression and elevation -- along with anti-inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Naproxen. There is anecdotal evidence alcohol helps thin the blood and reduce swelling, but this is considered apocryphal and may be related to another temporary disease known as "beer goggles".
Mike took a forehead to his lip and would up with a severe case of spheroidivitus.
by SirMx June 20, 2011
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Spheroids

Definition: Members of "Ogiver Diplomatic Sphere" which called themselves "Sphere" active from 2024 march from now.They are more most likely called spheroids because they are addicted and dedicated to sphere
Those "Spheroids" are morons.
by Keitel,Jodl,Krebs,Burgdorf October 1, 2025
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sheroid

bro is that isas boyfriend

yeah thats sheroid nigga
by jedon adums April 8, 2022
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