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spermageddon 

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.
After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.
spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

spermball 

An annoying little cunt. Known as that spermball that snuck through his mother's clunge defences.
Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
spermball by Golden Glory August 14, 2008

spermbaby 

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).
The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.
spermbaby by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

spermaglite 

Sperm standing upward.
noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"
spermaglite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermagulation 

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.
"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."
Spermagulation by Grantyy October 19, 2008