spermarche

The age at which women start becoming attracted to boys.

I see you reached spermarche, you look like a fanny magnet.

spermarche by FoxeyLad August 4, 2021

spermacepticle 

The technical term for a “cum-dumpster-(n.)-A person who lets anyone ejaculate, anywhere on, around, or in them. No questions asked.

The I.T. Guy refers to his female boss as his personal spermacepticle. They obviously are having an affair. Wow

spermacepticle by Kyss.Monster333 January 16, 2018

spermchest 

A large wooden chest completely filled with a lifetimes worth of one mans semen. A long and lengthy process that takes dedication, however the spermchestarian reeps the benefits when viewing all of his man juice in one single contained chest. It is healthier to keep ones sperm chest in a frozen environment like your fridge freezer, may need to be consulted with the owner of the fridge freezer as it can be a surprising situation seeing a seeping chest of sperm in place of your favourite frozen oven chips.

Can often be mistaken for the act when a man ejaculates so vicously into his woman that the sperm infact tears through the womb area and enters the lungs, thus creating a living sperm chest.

Come mary, view my spermchest.

There is no action a man will take when his spermchest is stolen.

That joshua's a fishy bastard, he likes to make love to his sperm chest and not in a collective way.

i could manweld an entire army with the amount of sperm held in my sperm chest.

Early pubesant benedict has been adding to his sperm chest from the tender age of 8.

You are a spermchest - a phrase only promoted to the highest of high.

spermchest by Joseph Patrick Mortell December 9, 2008

Spermachief 

A Handkerchief that one uses for masturbation (male) to catch the ejaculate upon orgasm

Derek couldn't stop thinking about Mandy and regularly blew loads into his spermachief

Dereks mom was cleaning his bedroom and found several used spermachiefs next to his bed

Spermachief by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 8, 2018

spermaceti 

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

spermaceti by anonymous February 3, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004