Definition: Money intentionally allocated or designated now for future spending; a personal-finance category for funds meant to be spent later, distinct from savings, investments, or expenditures already incurred. Coined as a personal-finance term.

Example: “I put $4,000 into my travel Spendature so the money is already set aside when we’re ready to take the trip.”

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spedizure

A spedizure (Also known as sped or special seizure) is a neurological disorder characterized by the rapid spread of abnormal electrical activity in the brain, leading to seizures that involve involuntary actions and reflexes. It is when the spedness spreads thru one's brain until they start having a seizure filled with sped actions and sped reflexes. Individuals who have spedizures commonly do not act like themselves, they act in very concerning ways that indicate they are special. Spedizures typically last a couple of hours, and if they last longer than usual this person may be showing early signs of a mental illness (one of which might be schizophrenia)

she is having her 4th spedizure of the day.

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Spedizure

A spedizure can be described as a sudden onset of erratic movements and reflexive actions caused by an overwhelming surge of impulsive energy throughout the brain, resembling the characteristics of a seizure, but more special and acoustic.

She was having her fourth spedizure of the day.

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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