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Speg
A penis, especially a small or disgusting one. Used to describe a person, similar to dick. However, whereas dick is used to describe a rude or unpleasant person, a speg is a particularly gross or unlikeable person. A speg is clumsy, worthless, slow, ugly, or out of touch.
Related Words
Speight's • speig • speigel • Speiger • Speighting • speighty • Speigling • Henry speight • Mark Speight • Lester Speight
Spege
Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.
Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.
Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.
Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on
Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on
Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009
Sleigh Bells
Do not be fooled by their Christmas-y name! They are
an experimental pop duo from New York - their debut album, 'Treats' was released in 2010. It. Is. Excellent.
an experimental pop duo from New York - their debut album, 'Treats' was released in 2010. It. Is. Excellent.
Person A - ''Who sings that deliciously electronic/alternative track?''
Person B - ''Why, it's Sleigh Bells of course!''
Person B - ''Why, it's Sleigh Bells of course!''
Sleigh Bells by DuckieOfthePOND December 15, 2011
yeetle spegeetle
yeetle spegeetle by Graham Roche March 21, 2017
Sleighed
To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.
This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
speego
speego by Speego_dolan4life February 23, 2017
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Slop Grenade
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