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A penis, especially a small or disgusting one. Used to describe a person, similar to dick. However, whereas dick is used to describe a rude or unpleasant person, a speg is a particularly gross or unlikeable person. A speg is clumsy, worthless, slow, ugly, or out of touch.
Chatroulette is full of dudes who think waving their speg around in front of the camera will get girls to show them their tits.

This team is a pack of spegs, no wonder we aren't winning.

Who let that speg in here?
Speg by Skrookum July 21, 2015
Another name for the penis. Can also be used to as a codename for pornography without others knowing the true meaning of spege.

Also, condoms can be referred to as spege-hats.

Pronounced Spedge, rhymes with sledge.
Penis Form:
Jimmy: IMA POKE YOU WIT MY SPEGE
Abi: NOOOOOOOO ok go on

Porn Form:
Gooch: Jimmy, I got some spege on my phone!
Jimmy: No thats not cool gooch....
Gooch's Dad: You know I read urban dictionary too, Gooch...
Spege by The jimbonator June 22, 2009

Sleigh Bells 

Do not be fooled by their Christmas-y name! They are

an experimental pop duo from New York - their debut album, 'Treats' was released in 2010. It. Is. Excellent.
Person A - ''Who sings that deliciously electronic/alternative track?''

Person B - ''Why, it's Sleigh Bells of course!''
Sleigh Bells by DuckieOfthePOND December 15, 2011

yeetle spegeetle 

There was a food fight at school so I pulled a yeetle Spegeetle on my friend

Sleighed 

To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day.

This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.
Guy 1: "Whoa, did you see that mall santa tossing his guts under that tree?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's totally sleighed!"

Example 2

Santa: Whooaaa there Rudolph, I said leeeeft.... hold up I gotta ho ho ho hurl! *blargh*

Rudolph: Good graces Santa! Your F*cking Sleighed!
Sleighed by Yawrood December 24, 2009
Word of the Day on December 24, 2022
It's a particular type of spaghetti. It was made by the Dolan Twins. Enjoy it 🙂🍝
-oh that's a SPEEGO!!!!

G.B.D.
speego by Speego_dolan4life February 23, 2017