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(to pull a) speigel: to preform an act so unnecessary and pointless
that it is worshiped
The Family Guy writers pull a speigel every time they write an episode
speigel by WillAuB February 20, 2009
Words you can keep
this is an instance in which your cigarette is mangled and bent but in no way is the paper broken, making the cigarette still smokable. taken from the former anime series cowboy bebop in which spike spiegel's cigarettes are always mangled but remarkably still intact enough to smoke.
dude that cigarette is so spiegeled
spiegeled by chalupaa February 25, 2010
To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
Spengel by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009

Spike Spiegel 

Spike is the main character of the best TV Anime show ever...Cowboy Bebop!He searches for his long lost love,Julia.
Vicious was a friend in the past but Julia split them up and made them become enemies because they loved her both.Since she escaped Spike searches for er and Vicious searches for Spike,for his old friend and enemy.
1)Session 5:Vicious and Spike Spiegel
Vicious : Are you begging for your life?
Spike :Hardly, begging doesn't work on you remember? Even if it is coming from a man that took you in and made you what you are

2)Session 26:Spike Spiegel
Spike:I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from. Before I knew it the dream was all over.
Spike Spiegel by Jo. January 6, 2006

spiegelize 

To wipe the hard drive of a school computer, originating from the laptop coordinator of a New Jersey High School. Usually meant in a negative way after a student is caught misusing their school laptop.
Shoot! I got caught gaming...my laptop's gonna be spiegelized now!
spiegelize by BCdefinier December 20, 2010

You got Spiegeled! 

When someone gives you a handjob with their hand being upside down, pinky facing upward and thumb down instead of vice versa.
Matt: "Hey guys! My girlfriend Brooke just gave me a handjob with her hand upside down!"
Nick: "You got Spiegeled!"

Speigling 

A pose that one strikes after tailgating, but can also occur after a long night of drinking. Evidenced by a drunken stare, hands on cheeks with elbows on knees, often hunched over. Similar to Tebowing. Typical pose after Speigling would be praying to the porcelain god
Wow, she is really drunk, but happy. Look, she is Speigling!
Speigling by shinaenae September 11, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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