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Super Stegosaurus Pissed
These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.
Super Stegosaurus Pissed by smb0072962 June 29, 2022
Stegosaurus
A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!
Stegosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017
stegosaurusly
(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.
stegosaurusly by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020
spedosexual
From the root word Spedophile; which is a person with a strong sexual attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
"That girl Angel, only dates guys from the special needs classes, because no one else would be interested in her."
"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."
"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."
"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."
"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."
"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."
"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."
"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
spedosexual by MrLingam80 April 12, 2018
spelosophy
The practice of exploring caves in order to sit in them and to speculate or theorize about fundamental or serious issues, especially the meaning of life. Portmanteau of "spelunking" and "philosophy".
Warning! Spelosophy is dangerous business. You could end up hitting your head on a stalactite or accidently proving that you don't exist. Leave it to the professionals.
spelosophy by jonahfab September 21, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026