spegackled

To be under the influence of methamphetamine

I didn't sleep last night, I was too spegackled.

by Reese R February 2, 2006

Speckled moon

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.

Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.

by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Spooge-spackled

When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.

My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?

by MidCenturyMr February 4, 2010

Speckled Red

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American

That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan

by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

by minuccp January 8, 2010

Speckledorf

When one is cheated from his money or goods.

Billy was speckledorfed by Hooker Jane

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

speckledorfed

Bamboozeled, To be fooled, or to have the wool pulled over youer eyes.

Holy Flimflam, we've been speckledorfed!

by Austin1721 April 11, 2007