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speckled 

As in "You got mud on your face/You big disgrace". Someone is speckled if they're worthless, acting like an idiot or has just seriously tarnished their reputation.
Jim, in a stroke of genius, has stuck a lampshade on his head and caromed down several flights of stairs on a matress and now is of the opinion that he's the coolest thing ever. "Man, you're so speckled."
speckled by Memriy September 18, 2008
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Speckled 

When your tossing salad and someone spray farts in your face.
Debra was playing the rusty trombone and Danny speckled her face.
Speckled by Didddickfacedwonder February 13, 2019

Speckled moon 

When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
Speckled moon by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Speckled Red 

African-American with red hair and lighter skin with darker freckles. Distant relation to the "high-yellow" African-American
That Speckled Red looks like a baby orangutan
Speckled Red by bnj61 March 26, 2009

Speckled Trout 

During or after anal sex the penis has specks of fecal material on it when removed from the anus.
"I was giving that ass a pounding and when I pulled out it looked like a speckled trout!"
Speckled Trout by Danimale August 30, 2016

speckled cobra 

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.
Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
speckled cobra by gross person January 3, 2009

Speckled Henn 

The act of cumming on your partner, then throwing a handful of chocolate chips at them.
After I came on her and threw a handful of chocolate chips at her.. She looked like a speckled henn
Speckled Henn by foldingisforfaggots September 8, 2011