speemonic 

the epitome of cool..awesome.. sexy

Girl, you look totally speemonic tonight? or The band tonight was rocking.. it was soo speemonic..

speemonic by Jayhook March 10, 2003

spemonie

the sperm that shoots out of a hermafrodite

Dillon secreted spemonie when he saw the man that was bending over to pick up a dollar

spemonie by |c3 July 26, 2006

spermonia 

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.

The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.

spermonia by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017

semonic

When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.

"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"

semonic by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020

Speedovic 

A Fat fuck who is gonna get no where in life and is a fat face motherfucking cunt who is a homophobic and sucks dick for a living and he/she is dum as a dog or Romeo Speedovic

That person is such a speedovic

Speedovic by Speedovic October 15, 2016

Shermonica 

The most beautiful girl in the universe, inside and out. You feel an immediate connection to her when you meet her. You feel like you've known her all your life because she's the girl you've always dreamed about. Her magnificent and rare beauty may be her weakest point. She is also the most intelligent, witty, and charming woman you'll ever meet. You will never meet a girl who will make you laugh and make you use your brain more than she will.

It's mind-boggling how a beautiful angel like Shermonica was graced upon the Earth for all those who are lucky enough to cross paths with this chick. This is a girl who has the inner strength of 1000 Goddesses, and the many difficulties she's experienced in life have only made her stronger. There is never a situation that she can't handle. She has been through so much adversity, yet she still manages to maintain that beautiful smile on her lovely face. Further, she goes out of her way to put a smile on others faces too. She is the truest definition of a queen.

If you're lucky enough to date her, drop down to your knees and thank God and the heavens immediately. You can consider yourself the luckiest man on Earth.

Shermonica by Denise007 January 11, 2021

Semonic

One who produces demonic amounts of semen. A Semen Demon, if you will.

Fuck a god i'm a semen demon.
a semon if you will, semonic even

Semonic by uwusauce November 21, 2022