spermonia 

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.

The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.

spermonia by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017

Child sermonizing 

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

Child sermonizing by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.

"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."

sperminated by dj1234 February 4, 2008

Speakonia 

A text to speech program created so that people can make funny youtube videos. Includes Male voices 1 - 8 and 2 female voices. You can download additional voices, including Microsoft Sam.

"I want to make a funny video on YouTube but I don't have anyone to help me."

"Don't worry. Just play multiple roles and use Speakonia to change the voice for each."

Speakonia by IDontKnowWhatTheyWantFromMe August 26, 2013

Speroni 

-someone belonging to a group that is incredibly physically attractive.
-an Italian with a nice body and amazing cooking skills.
-could possibly be linked to the maffia.
-refuses to believe his singing skills are anything below perfect.
-group of the sweetest and most fun-loving people alive who are amazingly talented in bed.

damn did you see those Speroni boys (jeff and tommy), id do them any day

why the hell are you with your loser boyfriend, you could have a Speroni making you happy.

Speroni by treee December 14, 2008

Spermiage 

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.

*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.

Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

SuperMonis 

a word used to describe a bad person.

“i like to touch kids,”
“damn you’re acting like supermonis!”

SuperMonis by bsbdkxncmw July 13, 2021