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speedkick 

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.
If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.
speedkick by b1ak3 January 19, 2004
A girl who wears tight leggings because she knows that she has a nice ass
OMG look at that girl, she's such a speedwick
speedwick by sjskitl January 4, 2017

Damir Sejdovic 

Is a very nice boy and he knows how to dress cool because he has that style. He is nice and machn very nervous
Damir sejdovic
Damir Sejdovic by Ally Bieber January 7, 2017

Speedofile 

A pedophile who is fast at running
That Speedofile is getting away!
Speedofile by 3tirty333_:3 July 26, 2018

Speedofile 

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.
Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him
Speedofile by Smed69 February 18, 2005
acting stupid or doing something dumb
my friend just says,NO!, sausages at a random time
spedotic by corey short January 31, 2005
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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