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When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"
semonic by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020
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One who produces demonic amounts of semen. A Semen Demon, if you will.
Fuck a god i'm a semen demon.
a semon if you will, semonic even
Semonic by uwusauce November 21, 2022
A cross between semen and demonic. An adjective describing someone or something that possesses the essence of semen, but only the semen of a true warrior. The semen of a demon.
Wow this glock is so semonic, look at all the semen on this demons glock.
Semonic by Mike Jackingson September 26, 2023

Seronich 

Famous twitch streamer known for pigs, outstanding bedwars plays and anarchy.... wait a second
Is that famous Twitch streamer Seronich?
Seronich by demurei June 6, 2021
A beautiful, gorgeous, funny, usually brown haird women with non blue eyes. Would be sometimes rebellious and sarcastic. She will be your best friend, a ride or die kind of girl...one of the biggest flirts ever and will all ways be there when you need a shoulder to lean on or a person to talk too, she is nice to everyone but not afraid to say she doesn't like you. It Would be impossible not to love her or want her. Over all she is exquisite, one of a kind. Bow down to miss jazmine!
Seronica is lookn finneee
Seronica by Waz Ali ababua August 18, 2016

Semenic Influx 

A Seminic Influx is an easy, and affordable way of burning stomach fat. It has been scientifically proven that a Male's Semen is very high in anti-oxidants and would serve as a fat burning substance if consumed at least once every two weeks. The reason for this is because if it is not digested every two weeks, your body will lose its tolerance for it and it will become harder to break down inside of your stomach. In other words, if it is not consumed on a two week basis, your stomach mucles will lose all ability to use enzymes to break the Semen down, and form it into a fat burning substance. Subsequently, by a woman or a male, digesting a mans Semen every two weeks, the Semen will begin to burn the intaking partners stomach fat.
If a woman is hypothetically dating or engaged or married to man, and they are at a point where physical activities are no longer awkward, and the woman wants to lose weight; peforming oral sex on her male partner once every two weeks will enable her to burn stomach fat extremely easily. This is the whole idea of the Semenic Influx diet.
To make something sexy or to show oneself off.
Adj. - "Thats a pretty sexonic shirt you got there."
verb- "Go sexonic that chick across the room."
Sexonic by JKbabyboo November 5, 2009
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