Definitions by kubik2233

pulling a Shinji 

Masturbate over your crush while she’s sleeping/unconcious.

John was pulling a Shinji last night. I think I’m in love with him.

pulling a Shinji by kubik2233 July 30, 2022

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?" 

A phrase used to change the subject when someone who should not be hearing the conversation directly preceeding said phrase walks into hearing range/room. It is often followed by laughter.

- So are you going to tell my wife that you slept with her sist...
- *The wife enters the room*
- *Nervously* ...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?"

...and then I ask them: "What are the cards for?" by kubik2233 March 1, 2020

Speedity 

A noun for speed.

Marthas enthusiasm could only be overtaken by Martins speedity.

Speedity by kubik2233 June 19, 2017

Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.

... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!

Blue Monday by kubik2233 March 23, 2017

Miscopulating 

• Accidentally banging your sister-in-law instead of your wife.
• If male is unconscious of the situation whereas female isn't, see manipulative sex.

- While Joe was miscopulating with Anne, Mary was already on her way to the gun store.

Miscopulating by kubik2233 March 22, 2017

Sperm 

• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.

- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.

Sperm by kubik2233 March 21, 2017