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Speducation 

The subject in school provided only for the Sped's.
Me: Fuck Sped's there homework is super easy.
Nigbut the II: There in speducation dumb ass.
Speducation by SpedLord December 17, 2018

speducation 

Noun 1. The sum of knowledge that a mentally retarded person is capable of retaining through tedious repetition.
"I speducation -ed," drooled Corky.
speducation by spedmunkey September 15, 2010

specusation

Combination of speculation and accusation. Accusing someone based on a made-up story.
Jenny - What happened last night, you didn't call. You were probably out with another woman, right?
Jacob - Hey stop with the specusation, I left my phone at work, OK?
specusation by sporadicus December 5, 2013

Cerebral Seduction 

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.
Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.
Cerebral Seduction by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009

Sexducation 

1. Proof that knowledge is power !

2. In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

3. The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

4. A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5. Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6. The reason your dad still has his spark

7. Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8. The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9. The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
Sexducation by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Seduction Reduction 

This word concisely explains the process in which a woman reduces a man's thought processes and willpower to a level she can control by her practice of the seductive 'arts.' This is a low form of exercising control/influence over others and is primarily engaged in by women with little to no self-respect, and no respect for the man in question.
Example:

Raquelle: What's up with Johnathan? It's like his logic hopped the first train out of town! He is going against everything he ever said he wanted in a woman. He acts like "Monsieur Love," yet he has nothing to demonstrate concrete reasons for this change of mindset.

Michael: I've thought about that, read the signs... and between the lines... and firmly believe he is a victim of seduction reduction.

Raquelle: Ah, me! To be reduced so small my something that promises much but leaves emptiness in the end! May he come to his senses yet!
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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