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spedoinkle
1. Adj., Of or relating to something wonderful.
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).
2. Noun, Expletive popular in the Mid to Late 1800's Frontier America. (See Alferd Packer).
1. I think I know precisely what I mean when I say it's a spedoinkle day!
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
2. Spedoinkle! I just got my foot caught in a bear trap.
spedoinkle by Bryce September 12, 2003
Related Words
spedog • spedophile • SPEDGAR • spedgie • Spedo • Spedofile • Spedoinked • spedoinkle • Spedo man • spedonkey
Spedophile
"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."
Spedophile by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006
spedgasm
When a SPED(special ed) kid yells out in his or her wheelchair and it scares all of the children in class.
spedgasm by Iamthekidthatlivesdownthestree May 24, 2017
Spedgy
Dwayne: yo dude did you see that girl over there??
Generic bro: dude she's hot but she looks mad spedgy.
Generic bro: dude she's hot but she looks mad spedgy.
Spedgy by Fluffy Master February 12, 2017
SPEDGAR
SPEDGAR by BustinINyomum June 6, 2018
spedosexual
From the root word Spedophile; which is a person with a strong sexual attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
"That girl Angel, only dates guys from the special needs classes, because no one else would be interested in her."
"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."
"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."
"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."
"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."
"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."
"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."
"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
spedosexual by MrLingam80 April 12, 2018
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