To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.
An elite fetish for those with great sphincter control whereby moist flatus is passed onto the face of the other participant resulting in a "speckled" effect.
She knelt there, hands tied to her feet waiting. He bends over in front of her and spreads his cheeks, forcing the fetid air out onto her awaiting face, the speckling had begun.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'