specklawin

A German word directly meaning ‘bacon avalanche’, referring to someone who is very fat.

At the family dinner, my specklawin of an aunt ate almost the entire plate of turkey.

by hhhaaattt April 30, 2024

Speckling

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.

"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"

by Rita247 December 5, 2011

speculating

Assuming something before really knowing.

People be speculating too much.

by lil cc November 11, 2006

Speckling

An elite fetish for those with great sphincter control whereby moist flatus is passed onto the face of the other participant resulting in a "speckled" effect.

She knelt there, hands tied to her feet waiting. He bends over in front of her and spreads his cheeks, forcing the fetid air out onto her awaiting face, the speckling had begun.

by getting_kinkafied April 3, 2009

specklawine

(noun) someone who is fat as shit

“sallys lookin like a real specklawine today”

by oohhmygahh May 1, 2024

specklawine

Obese human

Oh that boy over there is a specklawine…

by Mont?)3) May 13, 2024