specklawine 

(noun) someone who is fat as shit

“sallys lookin like a real specklawine today”

specklawine by oohhmygahh May 1, 2024

specklawine 

Obese human

Oh that boy over there is a specklawine…

specklawine by Mont?)3) May 13, 2024

specklawin

A German word directly meaning ‘bacon avalanche’, referring to someone who is very fat.

At the family dinner, my specklawin of an aunt ate almost the entire plate of turkey.

specklawin by hhhaaattt April 30, 2024