specimal 

adjective\ it's a word meaning ur such a damn handy tard u cant even be clasified as "special"

hello duhhhh *insert drool dribbling down face* ,.....i'm specimal

specimal by clayball February 22, 2005

Vesuvio Special 

When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and left, leaving you to eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter

Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the table.
Dude 2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special

Vesuvio Special by TeaBagTayla December 12, 2015

Amber Heard Special 

The act of shitting on someone's bed, then covering it up with a blanket (preferably weighted)

Johnny: Dude, why do you look so pissed off?
Matt: Natasha did an Amber Heard Special on my bed, so I broke up with her bitch ass.
Johnny: Damn, I would've broken up with her too!

Amber Heard Special by the super penis man May 3, 2022

Bingley Special 

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

Bingley Special by Greg_the_Smeg January 15, 2019

Five gallery special 

When an incarcerated person exposes himself

"Ay Joe, did you just see that?" "Naw, what happened?" "Buddy just exposed himself to that female!" "Damn, he hit her with the five gallery special!"

Five gallery special by El Muletas August 5, 2019

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

Pee wee Herman special by Kingofdick June 26, 2019

Special Military Operation 

It's an operation began by Vladolf Putler and its goal is to save the innocent washing machines from the persecution of the Ukrainian Nazis. If Russia didn't have an obsession with cleanliness, the special laundry operation would never have happened.

Special military operation is an honest Russian euphemism for a war of aggression.

Special Military Operation by O. W. Tongueincheek February 4, 2023