spazzdick 

An uncontrollably ejaculating cock

Man: Dude i had a spazzdick last night
Other man: sweet

spazzdick by fuckassy June 30, 2006

Spazdick 

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.

"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"

Spazdick by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018

Spacedicks 

Whatever you do, don't look it up.

Don't look up spacedicks on Google. Please.

Spacedicks by abcddotdotdotxyz August 5, 2012

Spamdick 

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

Spamdick by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

Spazzezick 

How Egyptian ladies say the word "pathetic".

Son: I ziz not go to za mesgid.
Mom: Zat iz spazzezick.

Spazzezick by Bilal Atiya March 27, 2005

Spazztically

When you have had too much to drink, of whatever that sparkling stuff was and you start dancing randomly.

"OH MY GOD!!! This is my Favorite song!!!" -Dances Spazztically-!

Spazztically by iDance! January 16, 2009

Spaztick lingo 

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

Spaztick lingo by MCbattchy March 11, 2018