Incompetently produced software, or cheap software that is an inferior knockoff of a more successful line, for example Serif PagePlus. Not as bad as cuntware, but a waste of space nonetheless.

I waited months for Master of Orion 3 and all I got was this piece of fucking spazware.

spazware by Lord Grimcock December 29, 2007

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spazwanga

A spazwanga is a person that mimics or involuntary portrays the mind-set of a mentally challenged individual through their actions.

Ken - "Billy was filling the stock on the wrong shelf"
Joe - "Yeah, he's a total Spazwanga"

Also associated with idiot, moron, fool, dickhead, spaz, douche

spazwanga by eddiesbra May 19, 2010

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Spazwagon

The act of being a Spaz in an electric wheelchair.

Timmy.

Spazwagon by jhonny rubber January 17, 2003

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spazwagon

A little red wagon that traverses the city streets. when it hits someone, they go spazz.

AHHH!! HERE COMES THE SPAZWAGON!!! Run for your non spazness!!

spazwagon by BOFH August 31, 2004

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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