spazwank 

Word used to describe someone who is a spastic and a wanker.

look at him over there he's a spazwank

spazwank by Billymanderian January 17, 2009

Spamwanker 

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

Spamwanker by Young Bolt June 21, 2010

spazankle 

To annihilate someone in a competition.

I gonna spazankle your ass today in golf.

spazankle by Dr. Deutsch Bag February 4, 2010

spazwanga 

A spazwanga is a person that mimics or involuntary portrays the mind-set of a mentally challenged individual through their actions.

Ken - "Billy was filling the stock on the wrong shelf"
Joe - "Yeah, he's a total Spazwanga"

Also associated with idiot, moron, fool, dickhead, spaz, douche

spazwanga by eddiesbra May 19, 2010

spagwank 

a crazy insane pile of jizz.

'you may as well have bought me a bag of spagwank!'

'he is such a spagwanker!'

'i am totally spagwanked!'

'LETS GO SPAGWANKING!!!'

spagwank by Cowbiters June 12, 2011

spizwank 

Spizwank is a term which means a fat untalented pile of festering dog poo. Whhyyy esssey. I love a bit of spizwank, it is the wank which happened when u haven't for about 7 months so its proper creamy.

Tommo Looks Like A Pile Of Spizwank! Tommo licks jizz bomb cos he's a fag

spizwank by Paul Morrow April 2, 2008