spazwank

Word used to describe someone who is a spastic and a wanker.

look at him over there he's a spazwank

by Billymanderian January 17, 2009

Spamwanker

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

by Young Bolt June 21, 2010

spazankle

To annihilate someone in a competition.

I gonna spazankle your ass today in golf.

by Dr. Deutsch Bag February 4, 2010

spazwanga

A spazwanga is a person that mimics or involuntary portrays the mind-set of a mentally challenged individual through their actions.

Ken - "Billy was filling the stock on the wrong shelf"
Joe - "Yeah, he's a total Spazwanga"

Also associated with idiot, moron, fool, dickhead, spaz, douche

by eddiesbra May 19, 2010

spagwank

a crazy insane pile of jizz.

'you may as well have bought me a bag of spagwank!'

'he is such a spagwanker!'

'i am totally spagwanked!'

'LETS GO SPAGWANKING!!!'

by Cowbiters June 12, 2011

spizwank

Spizwank is a term which means a fat untalented pile of festering dog poo. Whhyyy esssey. I love a bit of spizwank, it is the wank which happened when u haven't for about 7 months so its proper creamy.

Tommo Looks Like A Pile Of Spizwank! Tommo licks jizz bomb cos he's a fag

by Paul Morrow April 2, 2008