spagwank 

a crazy insane pile of jizz.

'you may as well have bought me a bag of spagwank!'

'he is such a spagwanker!'

'i am totally spagwanked!'

'LETS GO SPAGWANKING!!!'

spagwank by Cowbiters June 12, 2011

slagwank 

a combination of words devised by a Genius, to form a rather disgusting insult.

oh, Faiza, you are such a slagwank

slagwank by Eleanor107 June 23, 2007

Spamwanker 

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

Spamwanker by Young Bolt June 21, 2010

Spagankin 

Spagankin is a word used to describe someone or something amazing or cool.

That frappucino is spagankin!

Spagankin by ktisamazing June 14, 2010

spazwank 

Word used to describe someone who is a spastic and a wanker.

look at him over there he's a spazwank

spazwank by Billymanderian January 17, 2009

shagwank

To relieve ones self after unsatisfying intercourse.

'that shag was shit, im going to go home and have a wank to finish myself off... aka a shagwank'

shagwank by Richhhieee January 6, 2007

spagwænk 

When you take a spagat and wænk at the same time

Camiran did a spagwænk with his skirt on on the boys. The boys liked it.

spagwænk by camimyman November 24, 2020