Spanflanking

Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.

The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.

I took Marl Spanflanking and he nearly pissed himself. We did have a spanflank count of 31 though.

by Roger The Shrubber May 5, 2003

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

spalanking

Acting on impulse and regretting it much later or do something stupid without hesitation while you’re half asleep

Past tense splanked

I felt spalanking so I kissed him
I was sleeping and felt spalanking so I dmed her

by Hearts_4_mari November 20, 2023

spalanking

The act of doing something possibly stupid In the moment without thinking of the consequences until later on

Just be spalanking and do if ,this might be the only opportunity you could ever get to kiss her.

I spalanked and texted him

by Hearts_4_mari May 26, 2024