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spatling 

When a girl preludes a loogie in her mouth while with-holding massive amounts of cum in her mouth. She then spits it in your asshole to produce a spatling.
Sheila laid a spatling down my anus. Then I fucked your mom.
spatling by BowWowBigDick August 7, 2008

Spatulaing 

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.
My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

spatulating 

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"
spatulating by Lor Lor July 28, 2008

spatulating 

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
spatulating by casey January 2, 2005

Cock Swataling 

The act of cradling one's penis and ballsack in a long luxurious golden locks extending down to the taint gently tied into a knot.
I heard you were "Cock Swataling" last night.
Cock Swataling by Lafeye April 20, 2019

spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object
Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!
spatulating sean by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009