Spatuling

Using a spatula for any task, including, but not limited to conventional, practical uses.

"Yeah bud, come over. I'm just spatuling the dirt in my garden."

Spatuling by Dirtbag Dan & Diamond August 2, 2021

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Spaulding High School 

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself

Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”

Spaulding High School by zay12 October 8, 2017

Spaulding High School 

The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.

Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.

Spaulding High School by D to the frizzle August 15, 2011

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox 

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.

Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022

sparkling wiggles 

little girl attempts to say sparkling wiggles but it comes out fucking niggers

get a job sparkling wiggles!

sparkling wiggles by 0B3Y February 20, 2007