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Spartification 

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.
"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."
Spartification by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008
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smartify 

To make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.
Now I will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century French authors.”

The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.

Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!
smartify by Jesus Tuite February 24, 2007

Shartify 

When you have certified that your underwear has in fact been sharted on.
Winslow: Oh man, I think I just sharted in my pants!
Joe: Dude, you need to shartify your underwear.
Shartify by jEmess December 14, 2020
To escalate a 'spat' into a full-on culture battle, as the conflict between Neil Young, Joe Rogan and Spotify spilled across its original borders.
By laying down an ultimatum to Spotify - "Rogan goes or I go" - Neil Young would spatify the dispute, turning it into a broad and ongoing national outrage.
Spatify by Monkey's Dad February 9, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026