Shartify 

When you have certified that your underwear has in fact been sharted on.

Winslow: Oh man, I think I just sharted in my pants!
Joe: Dude, you need to shartify your underwear.

Shartify by jEmess December 14, 2020

Shartifact 

A pair of underwear that someone has attempted to hide or discard after said person had shit themselves.

Dammit Bobby, I discovered your Shartifact in the bathroom trash can!

Shartifact by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019

shartifact 

The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.

I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.

shartifact by peter royal November 4, 2008

smartify 

To make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.

Now I will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century French authors.”

The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.

Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!

smartify by Jesus Tuite February 24, 2007

spartify 

Demon slayer fanboy

Wow bro you’re really overhyping demon slayer like spartify

spartify by Raggsterrisamenace February 26, 2021

Shortify 

To reduce one's height in order to acheive success.

"I can't seem to do anything right..."

"You know what you should do...?"

"What?"

Shortify.

Shortify by David Christo September 14, 2008

Shartifact 

Upon moving into a new house and finding a shartifact in the garden such as gnome or sundial

I found this Shartifact by the pond, it’s one of those cheap shitty garden ornament things sold in a rip off garden centre bought by old cunts with too much money and not enough taste.

Shartifact by CB4PEE-OH! April 4, 2020