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smartify 

To make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.
Now I will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century French authors.”

The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.

Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!
smartify by Jesus Tuite February 24, 2007
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She is the most smartiful girl in the world
Smartiful by writeholt January 31, 2015

smartificational 

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.
Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!
smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

smartificationalist 

Someone who is extremely smart or just thinks that they are.
Idiot 1:I got an "A" on my math test!
Idiot 2:You must be a smartificationalist!

Self Smartification 

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"
through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function

spartify 

Wow bro you’re really overhyping demon slayer like spartify
spartify by Raggsterrisamenace February 26, 2021

Smartifullness 

adj. A person who is always right even when others disagree
The girl showed her smartifullness when she ran into the tree and said "I meant to do that"
Smartifullness by ctasabtn June 17, 2010