Spargus 

Slang for the vegetable "asparagus".

"Pass the spargus, would ya."

Spargus by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Spargus 

Most often used as meaning "good" or "cool" but technically it means "ultimatly cool" or "cool to the superlative degree".
Can also mean "hot" or "choice".
First invented in 2003 in Brisbane Australia by my two truly spargus sisters!

comman use: Did you see that spargus chick over there.

Spargus by Tim (My Spargus sisters: Susannah and Jess) January 6, 2005

Spargus 

The new poggers.

"petition to make spargus the new poggers"
"yo that's a spargus petition how do i sign?"

Spargus by InMusic Sam's accomplice July 26, 2021

spagus 

A fagot or crippled person who brings a gun to a fistfight

The guy in a wheelchair is a spagus

spagus by Spagus October 19, 2020

Snargus 

The act of being in charge of a sex dungeon

Man, I was in Snargus last weekend last minute right?

Snargus by Tordilicous April 27, 2021

Sparagus 

When your walking down the road and someone is acting not right. It is crackhead energy with or without the crack.

He is acting sparagus!
Watch out! Sparagus incoming

Sparagus by Danielyates May 1, 2021

spargasm

a unique word for when a women recieves an orgasm from spargo, this is called a spargasm

smoking hot babe: get inside me

spargo: your ready for a spargasm?
smoking hot babe: i was born ready

spargasm by spiggy & oz September 13, 2012