spanxy

A variation of sexy unique to those with especially spankable asses.

Damn, Coco, you were looking pretty spanxy last night in that clingy vintage sweater dress... was pretty tough to keep my hands off.

by yourmummmm September 12, 2009

Son of a Spanky

A term used when you are greatly pissed at someone.

Son of a spanky! Ethan, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! NOW!!

by Soph.dolan July 28, 2017

son of a spanky

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.

Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”

by famousdol December 2, 2017

Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

spenxy

a word made by a man called Jaydex it's means a person that is being a little devious.

You're being so spenxy right now.

by Jaydex July 31, 2023

spanky-g

Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.

spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.

by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006