spanky-g

Pixie-sized dude that is a former drummer of the band The Bloodhound Gang. The other band members used to beat on him sometimes. He was also born with a hole in his heart so that gives him the pixie look. He smoked alot of pot and maybe still does today. His real name is Mike.

spanky-g is awesome, Daddy from the band wolfpac told my friend the last time he saw spanky-g he was djing.

by wetmuddydreads June 3, 2006

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

Stanky Gobbler

The act of a Stanky Gobbler is when you punch someone in the chest causing a loss of breath. Then fart in their mouth and twist the victims nuts. Causing them to screech in a gasping, horrible smelling turkey call.

Stanky Gobbler twister fart Gobble Turkey Gobble mouth fart punch stinky breath gasping

by McGoo31 December 11, 2013

Spunky Gold Medina

The act of ejaculating into your partner's eyes, then immediately washing it off with urine.

Alex's face smelled like salty piss, and his vision was blurred for hours after I gave him a spunky gold medina.

by jrokin October 19, 2011

Spanks-giving

Created in the late 1990's; Spanks-giving is a holiday celebrated annually, the Saturday after Thanksgiving. It is a celebration of the continued dominance of the Virginia Tech football program over their in state rival The University of Virginia.

Are you going to Charlottesville for Spanks-giving this year?

I was so wasted I never made it to that last Spanks-Giving day game.

by YoudontknowHOO February 22, 2011

Spank gown

Accepted attire for an evening spent thrapping oneself into tomorrow. Usually resembles some sort of Hugh Heffner dressing gown, silky and maroon in appearance. Waist tie essential for quick recovery should one be interrupted, or simply to stop the breeze causing shrivellage during a mid-session stroll.

Mate, it's 7pm and your in your spank gown already.....

You've been in your gown all day..

by Valley! September 24, 2013

Sparky Grape

Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.

Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!

by JSnow7J November 6, 2019