spank face
spank face by johndor March 14, 2016
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face spank
The act of smacking one's face with the cock either before or after maybe even during (to add surprise) oral sex. this is also know as a dick slap.
face spank by Anthony January 4, 2005
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face spank by Paracelsus June 4, 2004
face spank
To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.
face spank by TEEG January 28, 2009
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face spank by Bitchen Clyde January 16, 2004
stank face
A reflexive expression made by musicians and music lovers - particularly those involved in Black American music scenes (funk, jazz, hip hop, etc.) - to show appreciation for a particularly stanky (i.e. funky) beat, solo, riff or bassline.
Not the face made by white, suburban women whose cats have shat up the litter box. (See Taylor Jones' blog post...)
Not the face made by white, suburban women whose cats have shat up the litter box. (See Taylor Jones' blog post...)
When I first heard Vulfpeck's "Funky Duck" the musician who put the recording on for me knew I liked it because of my reflexive stank face (not duck face!). -- Taylor Jones, 2016
stank face by anonymous December 12, 2020
stank face
A human facial expression identified by a flaring of the nostrils and raising of the upper lip which is caused by '70s influenced funk bass playing.
stank face by hannybobo December 28, 2010
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