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Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.
Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 16, 2011
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