Spanked

To be fucked out of your mind. Above being shit faced.

Word Created by Joe Laing.
broooo im so spanked after that 2'6 !
by Tshawn January 27, 2011
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When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.
*Someone passes you the joint.*
*puffs*
-damnn this shit is spanked
by skelaaleks May 15, 2023
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A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole
mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!
by hazyb May 08, 2010
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Spanked

Probably British slang. Really drunk, or off yer face. Possible to use when tired. Synonyms include "mashed", "wasted", "caned".
1. Dodgy Dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last Thursday. I wonder how many cheeky fellas he'd necked?

2. I rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. By the time I got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a glass of Chianti, I was absolutely spanked.
by DJ delerious June 14, 2009
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To get "Spanked", or getting "Spanked" is more or less another word for wasted or drunk to the point beyond belief.
If you were to drink excessive amounts of alcohol, smoke uncontrollably and do copious amounts of drugs all within a small time frame, using the synonym "Spanked" would fit.
Laurel: "So Karen and I went out last night to Divas, and she spent the whole night drinking and doing drugs, she got absolutely Spanked and I had to carry her ass home!
Kevin: "That does sound sound like Karen to me"
by Sóley July 17, 2018
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When ones bottom is bared and they are flipped over a knee or an object to be punished by hand or with an instrument which will leave them red and sore. After which they will remain bare for a corner time or the rest of the day.
“Julie pull your pants down and get over here for your spanking

“Mom please no i’m sorry”
by Tyraaxeliaz August 16, 2019
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It is the perfect punishment for everyone alike when they detract from the path of righteousness. The individual being punished undresses in front of the punisher exposing his/her genitals in a humiliating way, so they remember this next time they do same mistake, after which their bums get sound beating either with open hands or implements. Everytime the male or female sits, they will remember to not repeat the offence.
Lover 1: If you'd been given a spanking as a child, you wouldn't have been this characterless brat you are. Never too late, from today I'll personally make sure your bum understands that. With your buttocks and genitals exposed, you might start remembering you are an adult honey!!

Lover 2: Oh honey, I am so sorry. This will not happen again please forgive me!!!

Lover 1: Grace time is over, take off your clothes!!! Else I'll spank you harder!!!
by speakingjustfactz September 26, 2023
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