spanglewank

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks

"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"

spanglewank by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019

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Stranglewank

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

Stranglewank by Janez June 6, 2009

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Related Words

spanglewank • Shpanglewanked • spanglemonkey • Stranglewank

spanglemonkey

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun

I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.

spanglemonkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003

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spanglemonkey

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.

I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.

spanglemonkey by black flag June 27, 2004

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Shpanglewanked

Very excitedly confused

The situation had her so shpanglewanked that she got married to her camel

Shpanglewanked by Funintraffik July 17, 2022

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spanglemonkey

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle

ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey

spanglemonkey by bob October 9, 2003

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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