2 definitions by Janez

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.
David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.
by Janez June 7, 2009
Mark Edward Smith, lead vocalist of the British post-punk band The Fall (named after a Camus novel).
Forming The Fall at the age of 19, he created a band that has for over 25 years created challenging and unpredictable music and winning critical acclaim for his unique lyrical and singing style successfully mixing elements of social realism, surrealism and absurdism.
Mark E. Smith can't dance, Mark E. Smith can't sing, but Mark E. Smith is the hip priest and he teaches what others imitate.
by Janez June 25, 2006