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The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.
David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.
by Janez June 06, 2009
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A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.
Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking
by dcbeast July 12, 2010
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