spanbauer

a name for someone that likes to be a goober. Can cause people to gain brain aids, but is a total G. Spanbauer likes beastility and touching Nick Bauman

Yo did you see that? He touched his peen, such a spanbauer

by organicegstee September 7, 2021

Spanager

a fast-food restaurant manager of Spanish descent

My Whopper is cold! I demand to see the Spanager!

by coopsmom November 5, 2011

Spanquerium

1. The place within the home of a Man that he frequents to masturbate.

2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )

1. I'd invite you over for a movie, but the only good TV is in my Spanquerium.

2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!

3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!

by Abner DoubleDay February 10, 2020

spoonbauer

To loan, borrow or appropriate an object.

"Can I spoonbauer your screwdriver?" or, "Would you spoonbauer me your extra tickets to the hockey game?" or, "I am going to spoonbauer that rusty old lawnmower."

by Carl C. Roberts June 11, 2006

spanberger

— to run for office as a moderate (Democrat) and, then, once in office, govern as a radical (Leftist).

The candidate pulled a spanberger on voters when she ran as a political moderate but, once in office, governed like a radical leftist.

by Glycine January 24, 2026

wilhelm lars spånberg

an real legend that no one will surpass. he kill big chungus.

wilhelm lars spånberg solo entire universe

by 123downydrom May 19, 2022