spanbauer
a name for someone that likes to be a goober. Can cause people to gain brain aids, but is a total G. Spanbauer likes beastility and touching Nick Bauman
spanbauer by organicegstee September 7, 2021
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Spanquerium
1. The place within the home of a Man that he frequents to masturbate.
2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )
2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )
1. I'd invite you over for a movie, but the only good TV is in my Spanquerium.
2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!
3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!
2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!
3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!
Spanquerium by Abner DoubleDay February 10, 2020
spoonbauer
"Can I spoonbauer your screwdriver?" or, "Would you spoonbauer me your extra tickets to the hockey game?" or, "I am going to spoonbauer that rusty old lawnmower."
spoonbauer by Carl C. Roberts June 11, 2006
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wilhelm lars spånberg by 123downydrom May 19, 2022
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