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spanbauer 

a name for someone that likes to be a goober. Can cause people to gain brain aids, but is a total G. Spanbauer likes beastility and touching Nick Bauman
Yo did you see that? He touched his peen, such a spanbauer
spanbauer by organicegstee September 7, 2021
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Spanager 

a fast-food restaurant manager of Spanish descent
My Whopper is cold! I demand to see the Spanager!
Spanager by coopsmom November 5, 2011

Spanquerium 

1. The place within the home of a Man that he frequents to masturbate.

2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )
1. I'd invite you over for a movie, but the only good TV is in my Spanquerium.

2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!

3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!
Spanquerium by Abner DoubleDay February 10, 2020

spoonbauer 

To loan, borrow or appropriate an object.
"Can I spoonbauer your screwdriver?" or, "Would you spoonbauer me your extra tickets to the hockey game?" or, "I am going to spoonbauer that rusty old lawnmower."
spoonbauer by Carl C. Roberts June 11, 2006

spanberger

— to run for office as a moderate (Democrat) and, then, once in office, govern as a radical (Leftist).
The candidate pulled a spanberger on voters when she ran as a political moderate but, once in office, governed like a radical leftist.
spanberger by Glycine January 24, 2026

wilhelm lars spånberg

an real legend that no one will surpass. he kill big chungus.
wilhelm lars spånberg solo entire universe
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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