1. The place within the home of a Man that he frequents to masturbate.
2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )
2. The location of the home where the Man of the house chooses to masturbate of a regular/frequent basis. (This location typically has, but not limited to a big screen TV, surround sound, and ambient lighting. )
1. I'd invite you over for a movie, but the only good TV is in my Spanquerium.
2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!
3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!
2. Nice home theater Johnathan, ever watch porn in here? I'll bet you do in this kick ass Spanquerium!
3. My wife left me, turns out she didn't like the amount of time I spent in my Spanquerium, and NOT in her! Go figure!
by Abner DoubleDay February 10, 2020
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