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Spanorkfaknife 

a spanorkfaknife is a spoon, fork, knife combination utensil

it is the best utensil to use in any situation

it is used by boy scouts, hippies and sasquatch alike
hippie: hey sasquatch can you pass me a spanorkfaknife, i need to eat some soup then my steak

sasquatch: sure dude, here you go

spamorama 

A term associated with online bulletin boards (see bulletin board). A spamorama takes either the form of a topic forum itself or a post within a forum. Its function is to serve as a place to concentrate spam in order to avoid topic disruption. It is also a place where users work on increasing their postcount without actually contributing anything to the forum or user community.

History: The first spamorama appeared in the Discussion Forum at Guitar Tab Universe's user bulletin board.
Isn't it kind of pathetic that 99% of your posts are in the spamorama?
spamorama by improviduto April 9, 2006

spamorati 

(n) Those engaged in, or the purveyors of, the greatest portion of the spam email that clogs the internet mail servers of the world.

(n) A syndicate of hackers who create vast zombie networks to disseminate spam emails.
The spamorati now seed vast bot-farms from which to launch their spam emails.
spamorati by bigandy01 November 28, 2006
Meaning a worthless worker not worth his salt, someone you can't count on.
Someone who does just the bare minimum to keep his or her job.
No drive to do a good job.
Someone not wanting to go the extra mile to do what is right.
I can't believe that spamoke is still on the same project.

That spamoke is never on time.

Thank goodness that spamoke got fired.
That spamoke is on the phone again.
Hey spamoke I thought I told you to unload that truck.
Spamoke by Esuth November 27, 2013

Spamorreah 

Spamorreah is an infection to your email account, which is caused by scammers and pornsites. In some cases it contains other viruses that will ultimately kill your computer.
I noticed that I had 20 new emails, but when I opened up my inbox, I found out it was just a bad case of spamorreah.
Spamorreah by angelee67 February 27, 2009
The Spanork is a combo between the Fork,spoon, and Knife.
The Spanork is use when you are eating something then have to switch utensils. This is used for BoyScouts, Hikers, BackPackers, and another outdoors men and or women.
Dennis: What is this?
Chris: I don't know,but i can drink soup and eat my steak
John: Well come on its a Spanork

Man1:Hey did you pack the utensils
Women1:no of course not I just grabbed 2 Spanorks to save space.
Spanork by Jr.JDubs May 9, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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