Spamoke

Meaning a worthless worker not worth his salt, someone you can't count on.
Someone who does just the bare minimum to keep his or her job.
No drive to do a good job.
Someone not wanting to go the extra mile to do what is right.

I can't believe that spamoke is still on the same project.

That spamoke is never on time.

Thank goodness that spamoke got fired.
That spamoke is on the phone again.
Hey spamoke I thought I told you to unload that truck.

by Esuth November 27, 2013

Shamoke

A great warrior from ancient China who killed Gan Ning.

Shamoke has blue eyes.

by bebo January 3, 2005

Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

by Spanky April 8, 2005

spamometer

The feeling you get when approving several new members into a facebook group that allows marketers.

Ok hold on tight. About to approve 70 new requests! Turn on your spamometers!

by MonteBert September 30, 2013