spamjavelin 

a penis. normally found between the legs.

got the spamjavelin out and blew her away

spamjavelin by andy July 13, 2004

Spam Javelin 

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

Spam Javelin by Link December 8, 2004

Spam Javelin 

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

Spam Javelin by Dazza July 7, 2004

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

buff the spam javelin by viaho May 23, 2010

Spam Javelin 

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

Spam Javelin by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Javelin 

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

Spam Javelin by Al October 13, 2003

Tossing the Spam Javelin 

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

Tossing the Spam Javelin by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008