ever in a conversation and they say something that directly applies to you..... well now theres a word to say when it happens SWAMAGE (invented by georgie barrett)
Joe: I love Gok Wan and Kurt from glee
Georgie: Swamage
A manager/project manager that works software industry that freaks out over small issues and abuses the use of the 'yt' abbreviation by sending it over IM and/or text message
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Terry: yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?yt?
Me: Yes I'm here spazager, what is the issue this time. You forgot how to boot your computer?
A condition where a friend or coworker has nothing better to do and goes on an email forwarding rampage sending you multiple emails containing jokes, photos, nudecelebrity shots, porn and other useless information.
"Did you get that spampage from Mooner containing the photos of dead seacreatures?"
A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.
The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.
When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.