A stress-relieving social event centered around the destruction of an old major appliance with sledge-hammers, Axes, or other old major appliances.
The Fäagen is the appliance, while the Späagen is either the impliment of destruction or the guy holding it.
When one of the brothers was given an old semi-functional dish-washer by his aunt, everyone took the even older donated almost-entirely-non-functional dishwasher out back, Späagen-Fäagen-ed it, and threw its flattened remains on the bon-fire.
It is the most powerfully expressive of all the Spijags. When you are spijagen you are above the level of spijaged, and you have far surpassed the lever of spijoged. The level of Spijagen is only acheived by the unspeakable act of................oh I dare not speak it, for it is far to unspeakable to ever be spoken, you may only whitness the act of spijagen, and you willknow the unspeakablity of it.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone'swords of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.